scott

scott
1. (Scott) (3905↑, 1751↓)
An incredibly cool person.

That is guy is such a Scott\!

2. (Scott) (3338↑, 1555↓)
a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive

Look at him\! He's definitely a Scott\!

3. (Scott) (2298↑, 1419↓)
Scott is wonderful and caring, he's the best thing in my life, not only does he make the best boyfriend he makes an even better best friend...and he's all mine...Scott also likes to think hes a Playa..but he's too caring to be a Playa...

Laura "Scott's a blantent Playa"

4. (Scott) (1554↑, 759↓)
See: Jesus Christ Chuck Norris

"Oh my god it's Scott\!"

Author: aguywholikestopee http://scott.urbanup.com/3685942
5. (Scott) (912↑, 314↓)
Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic\! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever.

person1: I'm totally dating a Scott\! Person 2: OMG\!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth\! Im so jealous of you\!

6. (Scott) (1028↑, 456↓)
Scott pronounced: (SK-OT) Incredibly good looking with a great six pack. Usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. Always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. Friends always come first for scott.

Girl one: Gee last night guess who i hung around? Girl two: o duh girl i already know everyone was hanging around a scott, he's such a swell listener.

7. (Scott) (871↑, 461↓)
The most beautiful man ever.

That guys gorgeous, he's got to be scott\!

Author: Italian Dream http://scott.urbanup.com/2291253
8. (Scott) (218↑, 78↓)
An amazing man\! Tall, powerful, sexy, intelligent, kind, caring, thoughtful, protective, responsible, and selfless. Gorgeous\! Men with this name usually have very big, thick dick's and can last for hours. They also know how to please women orally. In fact, it's well known that if you meet a "scott" you could fall madly in love with him if you're not careful.

Girl \#1-Oh damn..I just fell in love\! Girl \#2-With who\!?\! Girl \#1- This guy I met a couple weeks ago... Girl \#2- Girl what's his name? Girl\#1- His name is Scott Girl \#2- Damn Girl I told you to stay away from men named Scott\!

Author: woopdeedoodledoo http://scott.urbanup.com/4548556
9. (Scott) (337↑, 241↓)
(noun) Person. The best brother that anyone can have. He will always be there for you. Responsible and caring. Funny, smart and kind. Can be a dick at times but will apologize. Can't hate anyone over a week, and if he hates you for more than two you better watch out.

"Scott, Amber and I are going to make Orgasmic cookies\!"

10. (Scott) (97↑, 26↓)
A Scott is someone who when your around you can't stop laughing, he says the stupidest things but there hilarious\! Sometimes he doubts himself but he shouldn't cause hes an amazing person and friend. Scott is a very social person and loves being outrageous\!

Did you hear what Scott said,? it was so funny\!

11. (scott) (150↑, 81↓)
Whitty, dark hair, dark eyes, handsome. Great writer, quiet, shy, opinionated, smart. loving to those around him. He can take your breathe away, make you nervous, think to much. He wants more for himself but afraid to leap. Wants love but afraid to hurt. Great smile, amazing hair. Likes dress shirts and boots. Turns heads.

Doesnt know how amazing he is - Scott

12. (Scott) (91↑, 34↓)
He's the BEST. Sweet, kind, caring, funny, adorbale, handsome, likeable, and very sexy at times. Supportive boyfriend. Somewhat shy, but very open to the ones close to him. Sends the cutest text messages and says the sweetest things. Scott puts the people he cares for the most well before himself. Gives great hugs and loves sports. Enjoys rap and is all around a great person :)

Scott is the best boyfriend ever.

13. (Scott) (68↑, 21↓)
A sex symbol, spelled with two t's.

Scotty, Scotty, he like to party, he don't cause trouble and he don,t bother nobody.

14. (Scott) (70↑, 29↓)
Perfect. Perfect smile, perfect teeth, perfect eyes, perfect hair. A best friend and the best boyfriend. Has made mistakes in the past but is a better person now. Will never leave your side and will always be there for you, through thick and thin. Some one you'd never change the world for.

Girl: Wow have you ever had braces? Your teeth are so perfect\! Like you Scott.

15. (Scott) (134↑, 102↓)
A very cute, funny, and nice guy. Loves to play guitar. And is a great boyfriend.

girl1- wow did you see scott play the guitar last night? girl2-yeah scott rocked\!

16. (Scott) (39↑, 8↓)
Scott is the most wonderful guy on the face of the earth. He is sweet, smart, kind and good with kids and animals. He has the ability to make everyone laugh no matter how awful of a day you just had. Scott is the best boyfriend ever. The day we met was the best of my life.

Scott is awesome.

17. (Scott) (37↑, 10↓)
an absolute amazing person with gorgeous eyes and a nice personality. Normally a funny guy with a great sense of humour. A good looking boy and smells nice. :D

This person has Scott eyes :) This person looks like a scott he's gorgeous\!

18. (Scott) (90↑, 64↓)
1) Male name 2) Type of toilet paper 3) Someone from Scotland (see [Scot])

1) Omg do you know Scott? He's so sexy\!\!\! 2) I just took a [shit] and wiped my ass with Scotties toilet paper 3) Look at that [Scot] over there with his plaid skirt on

19. (Scott) (45↑, 21↓)
By far the most amazing person you could ever meet. He is kind, caring, smart, and a good listener. He will always be there to hold you when you're sad, make you laugh when you think you're going to cry, and he will be there for you no matter what. He's not full of himself, and he is one of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet a Scott, don't ever let him go, because if you do, then you will me making a big mistake. He's perfect.

girl: I met this guy the other day.. girl2: What's his name ? girl: Scott. girl2: You're so lucky \!

Author: meowmeowmeow. http://scott.urbanup.com/5231344
20. (Scott) (34↑, 14↓)
A boy/man who is very adorable. He is usually tall, strong, and is very compassionate. He gives the best hugs ever, and his smile makes your heart pound. He is by far the nicest guy anyone could ever know. If you meet one, keep him close.

Are you and Scott dating? Yes\! Good\! Keep him forever\!

21. (Scott) (36↑, 20↓)
Scott is a person who is awesome but is humble about it, he is tough and he lets people know, he has a slight temper problem and when enraged he is blinded by anger, he also loves his guns whether they be handguns or rifles and hes not afraid of a fight even when the odds are against him.

Man Scott is one tough mofo, i dont wanna mess with that guy.

22. (Scott) (79↑, 63↓)
Typically a taurus. Stubborn, outgoing and doesn't take no for an answer. They are also very kind, generous, loving and love to have a good time. Everybody loves a Scott. Scott's make for excellent boyfriends esp to Christinas. They are usually interesting, creative, intelligent, good looking and fun.

I love Scott.

23. (Scott) (67↑, 52↓)
The Blackwell of all men. He has a large following of females, he also has the great hair of darkness. Usually found in his atural habitat, the Amazon (the giant women one).

"Scott is hot" "Great Scott\!" "Golly gee, man, I need some Scott to love" "The Blackwell Scott tells me to burn things"

24. (Scott) (215↑, 203↓)
A self-proclaimed asshole, one who can initially impress others and genuinely appear to be a nice guy. (Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)

Scott: "I know I'm an [asshole]. I always have been." "I'm really sorry, I can be such an [ass]."

Author: NonexistentOne http://scott.urbanup.com/4252487
25. (Scott) (13↑, 3↓)
A Scott is tall and slender. He comes off tough and tool-like when you first encounter him, but if you give him a chance you won't regret it. A Scott is caring and motivated. He will do anything in his power to keep those close to him happy. He is selfless and personable. A Scott is carefree and silly. At times he needs to be pushed, but he will most certainly try anything once. A Scott also happens to be very well-endowed, so those who have the pleasure of dating one will not be disappointed in more than one way\!

"Look at that guy dance like a fool in public... he must be a [Scott]\!

26. (Scott) (49↑, 40↓)
A) A term derived from the word Scottish, very plain for it is an old English name. This name was not popularly used until 1950s. Most people holding this name are very "boss" minus the fauxhawk sporting muscle heads of today. B)The most amazing artist I've ever been lucky enough to know. Seeking to graduate FSU in 2013 and pursue the arts.

"hey did you see Scott's work at the art show?" "you know it\! He is so the beznez\<3"

Author: ScottishSeashore http://scott.urbanup.com/4118178
27. (Scott) (10↑, 4↓)
A tall, incredibly smart, and attractive man. He has a very goofy personality, but rolls with it and is all-around a beast of a friend. When it comes to math, Scott is a complete Boss and will own you in any standardized test on the subject (and many others). Can destroy on the piano and sings bass for his high school's Mainstream choir. Works in his school's journalism class where you get to hear his beautiful voice say, "Good morning Northwest." Bro for life, dawg.

If you're a Scott then you're a beast.

28. (Scott) (18↑, 12↓)
When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.

[Monica]: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced. [Rob]: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.

Author: Millhouse's Dog http://scott.urbanup.com/5713290
29. (scott) (8↑, 3↓)
The most amazing guy in the world who makes you laugh until it hurts. Cute, funny, and every positive adjective in the dictionary, and has lovely blue eyes. Did I mention he's smart, and great at running? Oh and he's sweet and always nice to everyone. Makes me feel like I'm the luckiest girl in the world\! The most amazingest person I know\! :)

[person 1: guess who made me this awesome card] [person 2: oh thats easy, it was scott :)]

Author: udontneedtoknow2525 http://scott.urbanup.com/6109127
30. (Scott) (8↑, 3↓)
Scott is the best gentlemen you will ever meet. He knows how to take care of a girl and treat her right. He's always there for you. He is the most handsome and attractive man in the world. Everything about him attracts you to him. Being in his arms makes you feel warm and safe. I love Scott so much, and want to be with him forever.

Girl 1: "My boyfriend took me out last night. It was amazing. He's the best, and I love him so much\! What did you do last night? Girl 2: "I went out with Scott." Girl 1: "Aw, I forgot you were dating Scott....Wanna trade boyfriends?\!" Girl 2: "Nope."

31. (Scott) (10↑, 5↓)
Scott is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is sweet, caring and a good listening. He also has the biggest brown eyes and dark skin. His hair is usually dark. He dresses incredibely, not to professional, yet not to casual. His style usually says " Im here to party". Scott is always with a group of girls. Although Scott is not the sharpest tool in the shed, he is fun to be around and a great conversationalist. He is a great friend and an even better boyfriend. If you ever find a Scott, dont let him go.

See that Scott over there? Yeah, I'd totally date him\!

32. (Scott) (8↑, 4↓)
The Sweetest, Cutest, Nicest, Hottest, Sexiest, Most Lovable Person on this Planet. Hazel Eyes(Blue, Then Green, Then Brown) Curly Longish Hair, Always wears a Hat (Flat Bills) Perfect lips. Loves to Box, Play Football, And Lacrosse? He is a Nigga\!(Not really) He is freaking hilarious and has a freaking amazing personality. Has had a hard past, But Is determined to have a better future. One who Cares A great deal About The one they are with, And would do virtually anything for her, is someone, SUPER easy to love, And any girl on this planet would be damn lucky to have him.\<3 Always and Forever

My World Is Incomplete with out you Scott Wagoner.

Author: Featheriscooler http://scott.urbanup.com/6077663
33. (scott) (5↑, 2↓)
A super cute, awesome, nice, funny, and sweet guy\!\!

girl; *HE MUST BE A SCOTT\!\!* (in her mind) girl; WHats ur name? guy; UHmm, Scott :) girl: *I KNEW IT\!\!\!* :)

34. (Scott) (4↑, 1↓)
Funny, sexy, fun and has a great body. Can be a bit dopey but are always aware. they make great sexual partners and are horny alot of the time. They are fun to be around, and tend to make sexual jokes. they make great boyfriends, and friends

Girl: "OMG hes such a Scott\!"

Author: Some.hot.bitch http://scott.urbanup.com/6115708
35. (Scott) (14↑, 12↓)
One of the best friends that someone could hope for. He will stand by your side and will help you out if you need it. He like sci-fi things and is a hell of a pot head.

Look it's a Scott. How do you know? He's watching Star Trek while smoking.

Author: Tallus Karikkar http://scott.urbanup.com/5242256
36. (Scott) (1↑, 0↓)
Truly the most intelligent, wise, benevolent, generous, heroic, most literate, physically attractive, sexually appealing, beautiful, talented man EVAAAR\! Known throughout the realm for his devilish wit, powers of seduction, infinite charm, bulging bicep veins, ripped abs, perfect glutes and enormous phallus\!\!\! Admired by men, women, children and animals alike. It is fabled that just one of his infinite sperm(all of which are the size of tic-tacs) can impregnate multiple women/feminine men/women-like animals/feminine men-like animals simultaneously\!

wet orgasming female: "OMG\!\! There's Scott, I want to give birth to his progeny." salivating chick with massive breasts: "Same he's such a great guy......beautiful smile." *both lick lips and rub nipples*

Author: GREATGUYbeautifulSMILE http://scott.urbanup.com/6262895
37. (Scott) (4↑, 3↓)
A cheap male who steals the musical ideas and knowledge of talented young people to use for his own shitty "musical" gain. A majority of these Scotts, whom are like this, are found on Indian reservations and act very friendly towards people who show any musical talent at all, but in the end through the kindness he will continue to try and plagiarize you and suck you dry of your money and talents.

Guy 1: sup Guy 2\! this guy named Scott wants to record me\! Guy 2: Guy 1 wait no\! Read this urban dictionary of Scott. ... Guy 1: oh man I better stay away from him for now on.

38. (Scott) (5↑, 6↓)
scott a cocky douchebag who thinks hes gods gift to women, probably has herpes and loves to stick his fingers up his ass.. do not make eye contact with it or u willl have to sniff his fingers

oh wow whos that guy bent over getting fucked up the ass, oh look its scott

39. (scott) (1↑, 4↓)
meaning either shit pussy retarded dumb ass gay stupid one of the most disgusting fucking things you will ever see a pile of shit turned into a real boy by the retard fairy at birth he is the offspring of 2 lesbians combining both their piles of shit gay for mostly black men

stop being a scott just do it ugh smells like scott in here my god 1+1= 2 not 89137024 fucking scott

Author: vincet van go-fk-urself http://scott.urbanup.com/6326100
40. (Scott) (7↑, 10↓)
An annoying homosexual who follows everyone ruins jokes and covers ppl in his dandruff and enjoys watching animal/midget pornography

Speaker A: Yo u guys want to chill with scott Speaker B: NO SCOTTS A FUCKING FAG If U BRING HIM ILL STAB HIM IN THE NECK

41. (Scott) (2↑, 5↓)
1. The best (one of the best) quickscopers of all time 2. Nazis in the form of Zombies, bow down to him on Kino with the ZeusCannon and the upgraded ray gun. 3. Loves to play with MachineOfVachine, and they tend to merk shit up on MW2. 4. very smexy with muscles, and also A FUCKING ALLSTAR.

person: see that swim suit model there. person 2: ya that's a scott.

Author: MachineOfVachine http://scott.urbanup.com/5791495
42. (Scott) (19↑, 22↓)
The act of jizzing on a man’s face while yelling the name Smorse. Often found in the field of civil engineering.

That kid Alvarado kept Scotting during the steel bridge competition. You know he Scotts.

43. (Scott) (7↑, 11↓)
Someone who manages to be more tired than you, while making much less effort than anybody, in everything.

"I'm shattered. Media was well hard for the 5 minutes I was there. I'm going to bed. See you next week." said Scott.

Author: Matt McBetterthanthom http://scott.urbanup.com/5722447
44. (Scott) (2↑, 7↓)
An individual who backs out of prior commitments, is always suffering from medical problems, has to have at least 8 hours of sleep, likes sarcastic foreplay, and has night terrors.

Sarcastic foreplay, thats what a Scott would do. WWSD = Go to bed

45. (Scott) (7↑, 12↓)
An annoying, (usually) white male.

Go away, Scott. Shut up, Scott. I love you, Scott. You're useless, Scott.

46. (Scott) (1↑, 7↓)
This guy is so confusing you don't ever know what he wants. Also he's ur BFF's sister and wants to make out with you now what is up with that. Awsome guy. mixed feelings about him. When you meet him his name might not be scott but you will know when you meet him he's a Scott

That guy it such a SCOTT\!

Author: irockmyvoice13 http://scott.urbanup.com/5898969
47. (Scott) (5↑, 11↓)
(Verb) to pull a Scott -(1) to hook up with a grenade (2) to hook up with anyone

Oh Dang Bro you pulled a scott last night\!

Author: Scott secret friend http://scott.urbanup.com/5730958
48. (Scott) (6↑, 12↓)
A rocker that throws down regardless of what holiday is pissing him and his peers off. Most famous for having fought Godzilla with one mic, one guitar, and one hand tied behind his back in an electric metal showdown. A Scott is regarded as one of the most dangerous creatures on any musical scene for an uncanny ability to endlessly pimp women thought unobtainable by hundreds of scientists. Seeing a Scott in real life is the equivalent of seeing Achilles pillage the city of Troy.

Spectator 1: "I can't believe Achilles killed Hector like that." Spectator 2: "I can't believe Scott banged Achilles mother and sister in a threesome."

49. (Scott) (3↑, 10↓)
Scott (noun) : an insult, a super bitch; the equivalent to calling someone a "Triple Bitch Squared", a bitch in the utmost extreme.

My little brother is being such a fucking Scott. His girlfriend wants to fuck him, but all he knows how to do is cuddle & cry himself to sleep every time he gets a boner. What a Scott

Author: TweezyFBaby...DunkHim http://scott.urbanup.com/6142139
50. (Scott) (1↑, 8↓)
A Scottish bitch who is gay and has no tape at all. Also he plays with himself every night

You are such a scott man.

51. (Scott) (2↑, 9↓)
Scott no friends

Random: Look at that loser sitting on his own Me: Yeah he's such a Scott... He's Scott no friends

52. (Scott) (8↑, 15↓)
Originating in Ft. Lauderdale this term has spread as far north as Chicago. It means: A. a hemorrhoid B. a big pain in the buttocks. C. An uneducated, alcoholic or drug addict apt to commit felony crimes.

My sphincter sure hurts today. My "scott" is killing me\!

Author: Ride Bolly Ride XXXx http://scott.urbanup.com/5606109
53. (scott) (25↑, 33↓)
A robot that does not like to talk

Scott sits and says nothing during lunch

54. (Scott) (36↑, 44↓)
The act of vomiting on your best friend's significant other, usually while extremely intoxicated.

"Dude, I so Scott-ed the other night\! It's a good thing my BFF's wife is so awesome or she would never invite me over for Mostacolli and [Moonshine] again\! Oh, and the lack of chewing made clean up easy\!"

55. (Scott) (4↑, 13↓)
the perfect combination of heart and [math brain], scott is the [most amazing partner] i've ever had. thick framed glasses, doc martin boots, and western style shirts, [scott rocks] his style. my relationship with him was [the most rewarding] so far in my life. it was through this that i came to understand what [true vulnerability] is, and [want that]. Want [him].

As much as I want him to, I don't think Scott will come back to me.

56. (Scott) (22↑, 32↓)
Not a chance pal.

Scott wants to plug it in her bum\! She say's no way pal.

Author: Suckitfinkfukker http://scott.urbanup.com/4878324
57. (Scott) (20↑, 30↓)
The sibling that everyone has who can screw up miserably and still everything turns out okay.

A. My brother got kiched out of school, but he got a job making $11 an hour. B. Seriously? Your brother is such a Scott.

58. (Scott) (685↑, 695↓)
A horny bastard who lives only for sex. He does not care for anyone but himself and does not like other people butting into his business no matter how much he butts into theirs. a great romantic at times but as soon as he gets what he wants the romance is gone

Girl 1: hey did you see that guy? he's hot\! Girl 2: I wouldn't go near him. that's scott. Girl 1: Oh, thanks for the warning\!

59. (Scott) (1↑, 12↓)
The biggest douche in the whole world. A huge pervert and attempted rapist. He has a tiny dick and is usually self centered and forceful. Never date him. He's not worth it, and neither is the fucking shit he dishes out.

Mary: Hey do you see that kid over there? The blond one? Jude: Yeah. That's Scott. don't let him fool you. Beth said she went out with him and he tried to rape her in his basement. Mary: Gross\!\!\! I'm staying away from that dick\! Jude: Dick? I bet he hasn't even got one\! XD

Author: DragonLover96 http://scott.urbanup.com/6134218
60. (Scott) (4↑, 15↓)
Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".

Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott? Guy \#1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott. Guy \#2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks. Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian. Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....

61. (scott) (30↑, 41↓)
usually an over-obsessive person

Scott was so obsessed.

Author: hhhiiiiii12234853 http://scott.urbanup.com/4865725
62. (scott) (5↑, 17↓)
scott very funny man, who's world revolves around food, sex, food, football.food,gym,food.sex,food,sex,twister. well suited to women of the name karen. But this man should not be trusted around socks,pants towels or lighters WARNING he may steal them.

[sex] [scott ][spender] [food]

63. (Scott) (4↑, 17↓)
An illegal immigrant to the United States or Canada, usually from Asia or Mexico

Dude, I think that's a fucking Scott\!

Author: applesaucepoo http://scott.urbanup.com/5432636
64. (Scott) (14↑, 27↓)
A young man between the ages of eleven and eighteen who is rascist. He likes to claim to be a member of the KKK and a prophet of the south. Usually white, blonde, and has a slight case of albinish. Likes to chase after Asian chicks he'll never get. However, he also claims he's black. He also enjoys dancing.

Yo, did you see Scott?\! Yeah, that white-ass cracker thinks he's a [nigga]\!

Author: southwillriseagain http://scott.urbanup.com/5320439
65. (Scott) (4↑, 17↓)
When a friend copies another's homework and both receive no credit for it.

I got my homework back and found that my friend had scotted me.

66. (Scott) (41↑, 54↓)
An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...

Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night? Yeah man, he's such a Scott

Author: King of You Insects http://scott.urbanup.com/4670632
67. (scott) (3↑, 17↓)
A douchebag- A dumbass - Smelly - People talk shit about scott all the time...

scott-Biggest pile you will ever meet

68. (Scott) (11↑, 25↓)
a small ill tempered little midget who has a larged dicked husband russell. enjoys cum in every hole and often has sex with cows

dude i cannot beleive scott got a job here

Author: houseguest888 http://scott.urbanup.com/5435015
69. (Scott) (14↑, 29↓)
Dear Scott, To start things off, I have NO clue what I did to make you pissed off at me. Do I really cause drama??? I don't think so\!\!\! |-(. Wanna know what I DO think? I think you're a duche bag with a CAPITAL D. You're a 2 face jerk that doesn't know how to act with ANYBODY. Mostly girls. What's with you leading me on then telling me I can't talk to you anymore?\! HMMM??\!\!(think)\!?\! WTF?\!(what the fairy) Yea, I'm kind of glad you told me not to talk to you because THEN I'd just be getting more SUCKED into your little games. Wanna know what else? I always thought you were NEVER as attractive as that other boy (I ALWAYS liked him better than you. Low life). Yeah, sure I liked the sweet nothings you texted me late at night, but your butt face will NEVER be as hot as the other boys. OR AS NICE AS HIM. Be jealous PS. I would cuss you out if I wanted. But then you'd proabbly send out some CRAZED rumor and make eveybody turn on me. I do not hate you, I am just very hurt by your actions. As friends, I don't understand WHY you told me, "I think we should take a break from talking to eachother...forever." That hurt. I thought we were friends. I guess not. See you around. \scottGloria Banker

butt face, meanie butt, ugly, douche bag, scott, fake.

Author: Gloria Banker http://scott.urbanup.com/5333757
70. (Scott) (8↑, 24↓)
EEyore'........EEyore........Woe is me\! An absolute idiot......A simplistic deputy dog.........Incredibly sensitive man who will cry like a girl at a drop of a tune. EEyore...... EEyore........Why me? Scott is someone who brings up red flags....questionable past. Oh Shit\! We are doomed. OHHH Gosh\! He loves to wet his line. A Jester, a fool, in the fishing world.

Oh my, my life is over. My life has been Scotted. Help me so I do not cry.

Author: Mad Hatter-Ass http://scott.urbanup.com/5161652
71. (Scott) (38↑, 57↓)
Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

Author: the jester of all jesters http://scott.urbanup.com/4663331
72. (scott) (33↑, 58↓)
one ugly fucker with really weird white man afro hair and weirdly tall... is a complete dick and will never get a girlfriend. even the town whore/slut wouldn't go there.

Look at scott. he is one ugly fucker.

73. (scott) (19↑, 44↓)
One of scottish pedigree who enjoys old episodes of star trek : the original series.

Winston is being a real scott and staying in with his television.

Author: jackbeenimble http://scott.urbanup.com/4572721
74. (scott) (52↑, 79↓)
The measurement of suction power of an asshole. One Scott is equal to the force required to suck up water through a straw. Also known as buttforce.

I can't believe Steve-O just chugged all that beer through his ass. That had to require at least 20 Scotts\! Was her asshole using 50 Scotts, or was his dick using 50 trevors\!?

Author: Shriveled McSmallballs http://scott.urbanup.com/4373387
75. (scott) (197↑, 224↓)
A man who pretends to be a great person but in the background goes around cheating on their "girls." Also likes to keep ex's in the picture by offering to be their "fun buddy." Overall scotts are just a big bag of douche.

you cheated? stop being such a scott.

76. (Scott) (13↑, 44↓)
The best character in Anthony Horowitz's novel entitled Nightrise, the third book in the Gatekeepers series, as well as Necropolis, the fourth book in said series, who deserves more recognition than he got after being tortured mentally and physically. On another note, he is Washoe Indian, hails from Reno, Nevada, accidentally murdered one of his past guardians with his ability to control people's minds, has a twin brother named Jamie, argues with the leader (aka Matt) quite often, and once again, is the best character in the series\!

Scott Tyler totally owns the rest of the five. Scott Tyler deserved more parts in the last two novels, but he was hardly in there. Scott Tyler is amazing. :D

77. (scott) (59↑, 94↓)
An asian that could also be a panda

That person looks just like a scott

78. (Scott) (229↑, 268↓)
A really moody university student who gets drunk all the time and is obsessed with tea-trays. It is likely he will pull an "epic face".

"Omg you've fallen over already\! you're doing such a Scott\!"

Author: BrilliantGirl http://scott.urbanup.com/3743171
79. (Scott) (161↑, 203↓)
Someone who spontaneously ejaculates when he sees or hears a jet or when he switches on his extortionately priced computer.

hey- u hear that jet? whoa wtf\! why is scott hunched making strange sounds?

Author: thebitchinmidget http://scott.urbanup.com/3334807
80. (scott) (26↑, 74↓)
A man who does anything his girlfriend asks. If you have plans to hang out with the scott expect them to be cancelled due to his girlfriend telling him he cant.

Wow that kid is so whipped, what a scott.

81. (Scott) (120↑, 170↓)
A large mass of red or orange pubes. usually on a male.

Dude that guy had such a scott.

Author: Scotty_Sucks_CaysDork http://scott.urbanup.com/3633732
82. (Scott) (112↑, 163↓)
To rape, pillage and desecrate a woman's vagina or anus with your penis in the doggy position, all the while punching her in the kidneys. Then when she wakes up, you hug her goodbye and wish her well.

1)In 2007 Penn State Football player, Austin Scott, prowled the bars of State College, spotted a very drunk and disorderly coed and dragged her back to his apartment. Once they arrived he waited til she fell asleep then lasched out, scotting her virgin pussy in a rage caused by lack of reparations. After she awoke from her pleasant slumber, Austin gave her a hug and wished her well in repairing her [Rectal Prolapse]. 2) Last night I totally made that bitch cry when I scotted her.

83. (Scott) (140↑, 191↓)
to get anally raped by a 26-inch cock

Dude, did you hear? what? That guy over there got a Scott last night NO WAY?\!?\!

84. (Scott) (29↑, 84↓)
1. A generalized name for a homosexual male. 2. An excuse as to why one of your friends can't hang out.

1. Dude, check out Scott, he is totally staring at your dick\! 2. Oakley can't come out tonight because he is too busy getting pounded in the ass by Scott.

Author: Tallulah Treme http://scott.urbanup.com/4195368
85. (Scott) (41↑, 99↓)
He is a DOUCHEBAG in every sense of the word. He can be found in your local playground stalking little kids or on the track field because he thinks he is really fast but he is actually slower than you average 80 year old grandmother who has had two hip replacements. He is the type of person that if he were to burst into flames right in front of your face you wouldnt piss on him to put him out. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes and if you insult him all he will do is talk about fucking your mother. You can use the word "Scott" in place of the word douchebag in every sentence.

[Yo was that that Scott kid that just walked by?] [Yeah hes a fuckin Doucher... I hope he gets kidnapped raped on his 20 mile trek back home to safety he gets hit by a car that reverses over him twice and then sends the bill for their fucked up bumper to his mother.] [Hahaha and hes slower than my grandma.]

Author: Blake-us-o-realious http://scott.urbanup.com/4379348
86. (Scott) (43↑, 105↓)
A fatass. Pretends to smoke large quantities of marijuana and crack. Weighs in at a whopping 400 pounds. Claims to do LSD, but everyone knows fat kids don't do acid. Favors large yellow hoodie, who knew they make clothes that big???

Look at Scott\! He's beached again\!

Author: supercoolman45678 http://scott.urbanup.com/4118265
87. (Scott) (40↑, 102↓)
A panda who is fat and has small penis

Wow\! Look at that Scott\!

88. (Scott) (146↑, 219↓)
A whiny, incompetent, self-absorbed guy with the face of a schnauzer and the intellect of paramecium

Girl 1: Wow, my date was such a Scott. In the first 5 minutes he lost my shades when I asked him to hold them for a minute, then later he cried when the stars came out. Girl 2: Oh no, how awful :(

89. (scott) (36↑, 117↓)
is a dad that suxz at being a dad and needs to grow up and get a better life and get younger looking\!\!\!\! find a job and stop being a man whore\!\!\!

he is such a scott

90. (Scott) (166↑, 252↓)
a faggot.

scott suckkkkkz.

Author: :]\<3 vvvvvagina http://scott.urbanup.com/3286600
91. (scott) (233↑, 333↓)
Douche bag. Liar and cheater. Two faced. Initially charming, deceiving, and thinks he's better than most people. Racist. Loser. Disrespectful to mother, father, sister, and cheated on every girlfriend he's ever had. Claim to have changed and will go to great lengths to make his lies believable. Only sweet when the chase is in progress. Unintelligent. Very VERY good liar.

Hey, remember that guy I started dating a month ago? He turned out to be such a scott, ugh it's disgusting. I can't believe I didn't see his nose coming.

92. (Scott) (66↑, 167↓)
A absolutely wonderful, loveable guy who cares for you and cares what you think about him, but attacks your flaws so that you will notice him

Jensen is such a Scott, he keeps bagging me to get my attention

93. (scott) (203↑, 306↓)
Generally someone who is too intelegent for their own good, likes sugary candies, and is flaily. Also describes somene who is anti-social, and would rather play video games than go to the movies.

"Why the hell wont that scott go to the movies?\!"

94. (Scott) (174↑, 279↓)
a guy who will NEVER get pussy.

Scott suckz.

Author: athenaaaaaaaaaaa http://scott.urbanup.com/3275183
95. (Scott) (133↑, 241↓)
gay white asian kid who likes to fuck men

Scott ashida is such a scott

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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